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Friday, May 9, 2008

Msian Politics - Motivational Posters

Obtained from

Malaysian Politics Motivational Posters



By yours truly. (Blog address added to posters on Kean’s prompting.)

Numberings and references for all posters are at the end of this post.

Updated with new ones as they are created.

Click to view and save full versions. Images and free for forwarding, use on blogs/sites and other reproduction - but please keep the credit ‘kay?

Show your friends. Spread them around. But most importantly, MOCK!!!

































1) Correct - Wikipedia on Lingam Tape, Youtube video search

2) Chinese Blood - Police Warn Against Race Baiting in 2008 General Election (Like That’s Gonna Stop UMNO)

3) Street Protest - Penang: Massive Illegal UMNO Street Mob Protests Anti-NEP

4) Malayan Union - Najib Tun Razak Says Street Demonstrations Such As Bersih Rally Not Part of Malaysian Culture, Conveniently Forgets Malayan Union Protests

5) Insulting Royalty - Sultans, Politics and MBs - Another Giant Kayu Balak in UMNO’s Eye

6) Police Restraint - 2007 Bersih Rally - Super Cover Up Job by Government and Mainstream Media (with link to video evidence)

7) BN Selangor - Barisan Nasional Selangor Shredding Documents Photos

8.) Irrelevance - Wikipedia on Malaysian Parliamentary seats 2008

9) Happy 72nd Birthday - Wikipedia on Sammy Vellu

10) National Hero - Economics Quiz - What Malaysian Political Party Are You?, Malaysian Astronaut Cosmonaut Angkasawan and joking reference to Captain America

11) National Car - 70% tariff on imports and Wikipedia on Malaysia’s killer car tariffs, duties and taxes

12) Let Comatose Tigers Lie - PROTON loses top spot to PERODUA, EPF ownership of shares and Billions poured into PROTON

13) Your Oil Money - Economics Quiz - What Malaysian Political Party Are You?, Sarawak gets only 5% royalty from its petroleum and 1970 Sabah richest state, today poorest state

14) Dialogue - Youtube Video Warning For Namewee (Negarakuku)

15) House of Worship - Bobjots: Orang Asli Church Demolishment

16) Do Not Disturb - Bumiputera Malaysia: Abdullah Ahmad Badawi sleeps when Malaysia is not OK

17) I Has A Nap - Bumiputera Malaysia: Abdullah Ahmad Badawi sleeps when Malaysia is not OK and based on this lol:


18.) Dialogue 2 - Megaton Punch! UMNO Supporters Punch Guangming Daily Press Photographer

19) Keris Hero - Police Warn Against Race Baiting in 2008 General Election (Like That’s Gonna Stop UMNO) and Guitar Hero video game

20) My Pokémons - Lee Jeok: Malaysian Cabinet 2008 Chart and based on this lol:


21) Officer On Duty - Lim Kit Siang on crime rate increase during Badawi’s four years and Bumiputera Malaysia: Abdullah Ahmad Badawi sleeps when Malaysia is not OK

22) Khalwat Alert - Perak Religious Department to Continue Raids on Hotels, and made more relevant by Beware: Khalwat for you, too

23) Our Next PM? - Badawi names Najib as his successor. If so, please kill me before I kill myself or his policies kill the nation. This guy…

24) M.A.H.A.T.H.I.R 1 - Mahathir asks Badawi to resign recently, and long history at Sean the Man: Mahathir vs Abdullah Badawi

25) M.A.H.A.T.H.I.R 2 - Saya Zalim Anwar Video: Dr. Mahathir Admits Arresting Anwar Ibrahim Without Cause? and based on joke from Seventh Rangers (Mechanized). (Boy, he sure doesn’t like his Deputy PMs eh?)

26) Khairys Angels - Wikipedia on Khairy Jamaluddin and Mat Rempit, MageP’s Lab: Mat Cemerlang’s clubs and Malaysiakini: Putera Umno’s glorification of Mat Rempit ludicrous. Title is a play on Hells Angels.

27) Not News - Haris Ibrahim has a concise summary of the blinders the MSM wears. 20,000 rallying at Anwar Ibrahim’s return to politics, and all the Government Enslaved Media (GEM) can focus on is the police response to it. But can’t really blame them, because if anyone dares cover it properly, they get their newspaper banned.

28.) National Service - IAmMalaysian on NS deaths which gets some info from Wikipedia, and NS doesn’t fulfill its main purpose of building unity.

29) Ketuanan Cina - See the titular post Ketuanan Cina and Ketuanan Melayu. Compare with Posters 2 and 19. The Chinese supremacist featured is Lu Bu.

30) Khairy Jamaluddin - See his blog here. Ironic because he called bloggers - you guessed it! - monkeys! See here and here for details. Excellent monkey pic from National Geographic.

31) Public Enemy #1 - Raja Petra Kamarudin Chooses Jail Rather Than Pay RM 5,000 Bail

32) Last Words -Latest Malaysian National Service Death, 9 May 2008. See also Poster #28 and its references.